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8 Ways To Tell If You’re The Side Chic Or Real Deal

by Wale Lawal

Side Chick, this nine-letter word, is the greatest nightmare for women in committed relationships or marriages. A side chick is a woman one dates in addition to a girlfriend or wife, usually in secret.

When Infidelity ends a relationship, trust people to partially blame a side chick, calling her names like a homewrecker.

However, it is essential to note that many women referred to as side chicks don’t even know they are. Few of them just assume that they are entering into a relationship with a single guy. Even when everyone around her knows she will be the last to know because the guy is a smooth operator.

The truth is, when it comes to deception, some Nigerian men deserve a platinum award along with a certificate of distinction because they possess the rare skill of making a woman think she is the only “significant person” in their lives when, in reality, she is the “other woman.”

There are several scenarios where a lady assumes she and a guy are the “IT” couple only to realise that he has been cheating on her with another lady. Upon further investigation, she discovers that the “other lady” is the wife he didn’t tell her about, and while she thought she was the love of his life, she was his side chick.

Dear ladies, this is the season to ‘‘shine your eye’’ and avoid falling victim to the deceit of men. Here are seven signs to tell you that you are the side chick and not his main chick.

No PDA

What is a relationship without a public display of affection? Simple, an illusion. While it’s not necessary for your boyfriend to kiss, hug, or grab you in public, he should perform specific actions that signal to the world that you are his.

An example would be if you are both sitting in a restaurant having dinner, and you grab his hands. If he quickly removes his hands and cautions you not to do that again, he is hiding something. And that something might be a girlfriend he is about to get married to or has a wife already.

HE PLANS AND TIMES HIS VISITS

My sister, take the hint. If your boyfriend regularly gives you a specific date and time when you two should meet, take it. Though it’s plausible that he does this due to his dynamic nature, it is also odd.

 The point is that guys who have side chicks often organise days and times to balance the relationships between their girlfriends or wives and side chick. So, if you think his visits seem too structured and have a particular pattern, it’s advisable to investigate.

SECRET DATE SPOTS

This is the biggest red flag and, in a way, corroborates the first point. Dating a guy that only takes you on a date to a place no one knows or people hardly patronise hints that he is either ashamed to be seen with you or wants to avoid running into someone he knows.

An average Nigerian man refrains from taking his side chick to a popular restaurant or other places.

HE DOESN’T PICK UP YOUR CALLS

When you call him, he doesn’t pick up most of the time, and when he does, it’s in the middle of the night with him whispering. So I hope you see where we are going with this.

If you notice this happening frequently, here are a few questions.

1. Why did it take him this long to pick it up?

2. Why is he whispering?

3. Why couldn’t he send me a message?

4. Why couldn’t he call me back?

Providing logical answers to these questions might open your eyes to the truth.

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM

When your friends ask you about your boyfriend, you cannot say anything beyond his name, the type of car he drives and probably his house; wake up and smell the coffee.

If every time you attempt to get to know more about your boyfriend by asking about his family and friends, he gets defensive, you better start weighing where you stand on the main chick and side chick scale.     The reality is for someone who claims to be serious about you being the only girl in his life he should have no trouble opening up about his personal life.

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