As a man, if you are not energetic, please endeavour to “fall in love” with a woman who is not too fleshy,whom you can “toss up and down”…someone who won’t send you to the hospital or early grave, if she decides to indulge in vigorously acrobatic sessions with you!.
I was seated at the lobby waiting for my turn to enter the X-ray room when a woman entered.She was deeply engrossed in a conversation on her mobile phone.She searched for a space to sit down and she sighted a little space between me and another man.She marched towards us, gave a snorting sound of discontent, heaved heavily and squeezed in her massive fleshy frame between the Man and I.
She dipped her hand inside her bra and out she brought an handkerchief to wipe her face.In the process,I stole a glance at her arm.Her upper arms were bigger than my thighs.My glance went down to her chest…Hmnhmn, her midriff which had folds of “love-handles”,overlapping flesh was chunky.
The sudden cough sound from her jolted me back to my senses.Unconsciously, my gaze found its way back to her face.I was startled and embarrassed at the same time by her demeanor.My gaze met a straight-faced contemptuous sneer.In a roguish manner, she pouted her lips and squawked, “What! Have you finished checking me out?”.I was so embarrassed so I apologized.
She hissed,shifted and balanced her massive backside thereby crushing my small frame to the edge of the wooden seat…I looked at her but her vengeful eyes made me speechless…I looked at myself and mumbled,”See yourself deecherry.See how a woman like you dey intimidate you! God dey o”.
After few minutes which seemed like hundred years, being imprisoned beside the massive fleshy thick Madam, a slim man accompanied by an old man, limped out of the X-Ray room.Swiftly, thick Madam stood up and the old man jeered at her and told her not to come nearer.”What!.Papa, he is my husband and I have all rights to take care of him!”, scowled thick Madam expressing displeasure.The old man with an offensive self-satisfied crooked smirk,snorted,”Right to take care of him? When your heavy self was pounding this “lepa” man, practicing how to be on top and ride a man, you lost that right!.How could a whole you, 145kg think of such! This poor man is only 70kg.Now you have succeeded in dislocating his hip. Big Madam, grudgingly came back, grunted and squeezed herself back between the poor man and poor me.I stood up and hummed , “Adogan kekere to gbe ikoko nla, Baba iya ni Adogan nje”.
Na that kind thing dey happen when Hummer Jeep jam kia picanto!.Right ko, left ni!”.
