It’s not unusual for people to experiment sexually and, what was once considered risqué, is now often pretty run of the mill.
LGTB collective awake in Havana, Cuba LGTB collective awake in Havana, Cuba, on 10 December 2016.The LGBT collective has suffered social stigma since the beginning of the Cuban revolution when they were considered sick until the legalization of homosexuals in 1979. Today they are being protected by Cenesex, National Center for Sexual Education, directed by Mariela Castro, daughter of President Raul Castro and sex-change operations are currently permitted and funded by the state, and discrimination based on sexual orientation at work is prohibited. (Photo by Alvaro Fuente/NurPhoto via Getty Images)
Having said that, threesomes are still as a source of fascination for some – not quite shrouded with mystery but certainly something people are still curious about.
But what really is the reality of a threesome?
From how to go about having one to what the protocol of sharing is, here are 10 things you only know if you’ve had a threesome.
- They’re easier to have than you think
What with hook up apps such as 3nder and Feeld and adult parties like Killing Kittens becoming more mainstream – seeking our a menage-a-trois has never been easier.
There are even holiday companies committed to the encouraging group play – just don’t forget the baby oil.
- They’re not scary
While a threesome does involve two people seeing you naked instead of one, they are actually far less intimidating than you might think.
By their very nature, those who are up for it have an open mind and, despite imagining that you’ll be expected to have porn standard moves ready – it doesn’t take long to realise it’s still just sex, with an extra body on board.
- Women have stretch marks
Up close and personal means just that, so one of the best things about a threesome and being in such close proximity with another woman is realising that there is a God, and you’re not the only one with cellulite.
- Watching is fun
A highly underrated sexual activity – sitting back and enjoying the fun can often be almost as pleasurable as the act itself.
And, while porn has its place, getting off on watching two people shagging in front of you can be a revelation.
- You’ll need to multitask
Remember the game where you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?
I’ll just leave that there.
- They’re sexy
Genuinely.
Because, despite not carrying quite the same intimacy as one on one sex, threesomes mean double the hands, double the tongues and double the fun.
- They’re weird
Two words. Sensory overload.
- They’re funny
Fanny farts with an audience or that collective ‘OMG this is wild!’ moment of realisation about what you are doing.
You’ll have more LOLs than you think with an extra person on board.
- You can take a break
A threesome is traditionally the go-to wank bank fantasy.
However, factoring in an extra person, depending on your combination, will sometimes mean you’re on the sidelines for a bit.
Which is where toys come in handy.
If you’re not the third wheel, it’s one of the number one threesome rules to make sure that the person who is, doesn’t stay that way for long.
Just manners innit.
- You’ll wonder why you left it so long
Because, while threesomes aren’t something most people do on a regular basis, the thrill of one is unique.
And far more fun than skydiving for your bucket list.
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